Film Journal 2024: Unfrosted
Directed by Jerry Seinfeld
I mean, it would be a difficult movie to hate
But there’s no question it’s bad. Like shockingly bad. I’m tempted to say it’s all sugar and no substance, which would be true. But it’s worse than that. It’s high fructose corn syrup trying to pass itself off as something edible.
Somehow it makes it appear like it’s demographic is around 7-8 years old, but then subtley makes itself too racy for a 10 year old at the same time. Which i guess is a moot point, because the only ones who are going to watch this will be all the 40 somethings who grew up with Seinfeld essentially defining their era.
The Stories of my Life 